Hobgoblins Nibbling on my Laptop

A few days ago, while venturing back to my writing desk, I noted with dismay that pesky hobgoblins had been busily nibbling upon my laptop.  The greedy little creatures didn't leave much behind.  With a shriek of alarm (or had that come from me?) and a gleam of beady, mischievous eyes they vanished leaving only laptop scraps behind.  I apologize for my absence over the past few days.  I ordered and have now received my new laptop and have promised my raven sentinels an extra helping of seed and lost souls if they guard this new contraption.  Time will tell whether the hobgoblins return but I promise that this time we'll be ready. There shall be no more blog absences!  Ravens, to battle!